"Two men go deer hunting. They settle down in their stand and start waiting for the deer. This gets rapidly boring for one of them so he reaches into his backpack and withdraws a bottle of 100 proof scotch.
"Want some?" he asks his deer hunting partner.
"No, I've got to concentrate on watching for deer."
"Okay..." he says and happily drains the bottle.
They go back to watching for deer. Again, the man gets bored and gets from his backpack another bottle of scotch. "Want some." he asks again.
"No, thanks" is his reply.
"Your loss." he says and happily drains the bottle.
He's pretty sloshed by now, but goes back to help his friend watch for deer. A minute later, a single deer walks up to their stand.
"Bang!!!" goes his partners rifle.
"Damn, missed it" his partner says.
The sloshed hunter waves his rifle in the general direction of the fleeing deer. "Bang!!!" his rifle goes. He kills the deer straight out.
"Wow," his partner said, "how did you do that?"
"Well," he replied, "when there's a whole herd of deer, you can hardly miss, can you?"" Deer hunting with booze , From a Website Visitor 4-May
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